Me: Aletheia, is that your blood on your face?
Aletheia: No.
Me: Aletheia, is that someone else’s blood on your face?
Aletheia: [silence]
Me: Aletheia, is that your blood on your face?
Aletheia: No.
Me: Aletheia, is that someone else’s blood on your face?
Aletheia: [silence]
You know you’re an academic librarian when you go into a pet store and ask for “Science Direct” dog food.