decaf librarian coffee blend

The Librarian’s Blend is named for that person who always told you to keep quiet when you were studying. This blend is representative of the soul of the librarian: steady, reassuring, and always there with that slight edge of eccentricity. It has a bold base with a bit of sparkle. Here’s to good reading.

I am unsteady. I will not reassure you of anything. Yes, I am eccentric. I am also caffeine-fueled, snarky, and often the loudest person in the room. To Intelligenstia Coffee: Have you talked to a librarian since you were in grade school?

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  1. healthscireflib reblogged this from thebookslinger and added:
    I stand firm on the no decaf issue. Decaf coffee isn’t coffee. Where would we be without our chests pounding loudly with...
  2. tominomicon reblogged this from thebookslinger
  3. thebookslinger reblogged this from thepinakes and added:
    No fucking joke. I quit coffee once (worst week and a half ever) and I tried decaf because I missed the taste of coffee....
  4. tanyawedmondh reblogged this from thepinakes
  5. dyana-peterson reblogged this from justdonttellthesquirrels
  6. libraryjawn reblogged this from johnxlibris and added:
    Decaf coffee? Bah. I’m still waiting for librarian-stereotype beer.
  7. justdonttellthesquirrels reblogged this from thepinakes
  8. ellenbee reblogged this from thelifeguardlibrarian and added:
    haha what if i drank decaf!!!! i might identify as having a “bold base with a bit of sparkle,” though
  9. thepierglass reblogged this from thepinakes and added:
    Daniel always stands up for us when it really counts.
  10. runjuliet reblogged this from thepinakes and added:
    My shushing is fully caffeinated.
  11. thebarbaricyawp said: You were the first 18-year-old I ever knew who drank coffee regularly. Your cups of Starbucks in our first Honors class changed my life a little.
  12. thepinakes reblogged this from johnxlibris and added:
    I was all set to refute John’s rebuttal of Intelligensia Coffee’s Librarian Blend (in short: let’s all stop being so...
  13. thepinakes said: John, I am both louder and unsteadier than you (you have, in fact, struck me as being rather steady). Is there description a little off? Sure. But I say let’s have fun with the stereotype instead of squeamish.
  14. lillykane-dreams-on reblogged this from thelifeguardlibrarian
  15. ravenrue reblogged this from thelifeguardlibrarian
  16. pastvsfuture reblogged this from johnxlibris and added:
    On top of all the other nonsense: decaf???
  17. godlessfeministprogressive reblogged this from thelifeguardlibrarian and added:
    AND IT’S DECAF? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? WHAT MONSTROSITY IS THIS? I am a librarian, and I want a brew that will kick my...
  18. alpha-lima-lima-papa reblogged this from thelifeguardlibrarian and added:
    I became a librarian precisely because I did NOT want to be the stereotype of the SHHHsssher. I did not like my high...
  19. partyweetow reblogged this from thelifeguardlibrarian and added:
    People are always surprised when I say that you don’t have to whisper in a library.
  20. thelifeguardlibrarian reblogged this from johnxlibris and added:
    Eccentricity is best kept unsteady.
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